Lowest Calorie Snapshot For Canned Cocktail

Built from the current ranking shortlist

Sorted by calories (lowest first), then score. Use the cards below to understand the baseline before you compare individual bottles, cans, or pours.

Tracked choices 590

Canned Cocktail drinks included in this ranking family

Featured list size 36

The top shortlist shown on this page

Average carbs 1.6g

Average across the drinks featured on this page

Average calories 72

Average across the drinks featured on this page

Average score 87.1

Sorted by calories (lowest first), then score.

How To Use This Ranking

Start with energy cost

This list is tuned for the lightest-calorie canned cocktail options first, which is useful when portion control matters more than raw score.

Check carbs before you commit

The average on this page is 1.6g carbs, so verify that a low-calorie option also fits your macro target.

Use score as the tiebreaker

When calories are close, prefer the stronger overall performer. The current shortlist averages a 87.1 score.

Lowest Calorie Canned Cocktail Drinks List — Page 14

Use this ranking as a fast shortlist, then verify serving size and carbs before ordering.

  1. 469

    Seagram's Escapes Bahama Mama

    Canned Cocktail · 26.0g carbs · 195 calories · 3.2% ABV

    6
  2. 470

    Monaco Blue Crush

    Canned Cocktail · 9.0g carbs · 200 calories · 9.0% ABV

    74
  3. 471

    Monaco Mango Peach

    Canned Cocktail · 9.0g carbs · 200 calories · 9.0% ABV

    74
  4. 472

    Monaco Tequila Sun Crush

    Canned Cocktail · 9.0g carbs · 200 calories · 9.0% ABV

    74
  5. 473

    Monaco Citrus Rush

    Canned Cocktail · 9.0g carbs · 200 calories · 9.0% ABV

    74
  6. 474

    Monaco Purple Crush

    Canned Cocktail · 9.0g carbs · 200 calories · 9.0% ABV

    74
  7. 475

    Luck & Nightfall Old Fashioned

    Canned Cocktail · 8.0g carbs · 200 calories · 14.0% ABV

    70
  8. 476

    Social Hour Gin & Tonic

    Canned Cocktail · 15.0g carbs · 200 calories · 11.5% ABV

    58
  9. 477

    Social Hour Whiskey Mule

    Canned Cocktail · 15.0g carbs · 200 calories · 10.5% ABV

    56
  10. 478

    Goose Island Bourbon County Stout Cocktail

    Canned Cocktail · 20.0g carbs · 200 calories · 8.0% ABV

    46
  11. 479

    Red Stripe Rum Punch

    Canned Cocktail · 15.0g carbs · 200 calories · 5.9% ABV

    43
  12. 480

    Captain Morgan Long Island Iced Tea

    Canned Cocktail · 20.0g carbs · 200 calories · 6.8% ABV

    42
  13. 481

    Red Stripe Mojito

    Canned Cocktail · 22.0g carbs · 200 calories · 5.9% ABV

    34
  14. 482

    Club Cocktails Long Island Iced Tea

    Canned Cocktail · 22.0g carbs · 200 calories · 10.0% ABV

    34
  15. 483

    Chi-Chi's Pina Colada

    Canned Cocktail · 26.0g carbs · 200 calories · 7.0% ABV

    31
  16. 484

    Jim Beam Kentucky Coolers

    Canned Cocktail · 20.0g carbs · 200 calories · 5.0% ABV

    29
  17. 485

    Parrot Bay Frozen Pina Colada

    Canned Cocktail · 26.0g carbs · 200 calories · 5.0% ABV

    22
  18. 486

    Dogfish Head Gin Crush Citrus

    Canned Cocktail · 18.0g carbs · 210 calories · 7.0% ABV

    47
  19. 487

    Dogfish Head Gin Crush Berry

    Canned Cocktail · 18.0g carbs · 210 calories · 7.0% ABV

    47
  20. 488

    Blue Chair Bay Key Lime Rum Cream

    Canned Cocktail · 28.0g carbs · 210 calories · 4.5% ABV

    14
  21. 489

    Cutwater Paloma

    Canned Cocktail · 17.0g carbs · 212 calories · 7.0% ABV

    47
  22. 490

    Fishers Island Spiked Tea

    Canned Cocktail · 16.0g carbs · 220 calories · 9.0% ABV

    57
  23. 491

    Fishers Island Nude Peach

    Canned Cocktail · 22.0g carbs · 220 calories · 7.0% ABV

    39
  24. 492

    BuzzBallz Strawberry 'Rita

    Canned Cocktail · 29.0g carbs · 220 calories · 15.0% ABV

    29
  25. 493

    BuzzBallz Lime 'Rita

    Canned Cocktail · 29.0g carbs · 220 calories · 15.0% ABV

    29
  26. 494

    Chi-Chi's Mexican Mudslide

    Canned Cocktail · 28.0g carbs · 220 calories · 7.0% ABV

    27
  27. 495

    BuzzBallz Pornstar

    Canned Cocktail · 30.0g carbs · 220 calories · 15.0% ABV

    27
  28. 496

    Southern Comfort Lemonade

    Canned Cocktail · 24.0g carbs · 220 calories · 5.0% ABV

    20
  29. 497

    PBR Hard Coffee Original

    Canned Cocktail · 25.0g carbs · 220 calories · 5.0% ABV

    16
  30. 498

    Mike's Hard Lemonade Original

    Canned Cocktail · 33.0g carbs · 220 calories · 5.0% ABV

    9
  31. 499

    Mike's Hard Black Cherry Lemonade

    Canned Cocktail · 33.0g carbs · 220 calories · 5.0% ABV

    9
  32. 500

    Mike's Hard Strawberry Lemonade

    Canned Cocktail · 33.0g carbs · 220 calories · 5.0% ABV

    9
  33. 501

    Mike's Hard Mango

    Canned Cocktail · 33.0g carbs · 220 calories · 5.0% ABV

    9
  34. 502

    Mike's Hard Blue Freeze

    Canned Cocktail · 33.0g carbs · 220 calories · 5.0% ABV

    9
  35. 503

    Daily's Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri

    Canned Cocktail · 38.0g carbs · 220 calories · 5.0% ABV

    0
  36. 504

    Uptown Cocktails Blue Hawaiian

    Canned Cocktail · 20.1g carbs · 224 calories · 13.9% ABV

    44

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Canned Cocktail Ranking FAQ

How do I use this low-calorie canned cocktail ranking?

Start with the first page of results, then compare carbs and ABV before ordering. The current shortlist averages 72 calories per drink.

Why compare canned cocktail by more than lowest calorie?

Because a drink can look strong in one metric and weak in another. Use this page for the primary goal, then open the sibling rankings to compare the same category by other constraints.

Where should I go after this canned cocktail ranking?

Open the main canned cocktail guide for category benchmarks and ordering strategy, then use related blog posts for deeper brand and cocktail coverage.