Key takeaways
- The 21 ranch water cans in the catalog average about 97 calories and 0.9g of carbs, from 80 to 130 calories.
- 18 of 21 list 2g of carbs or less; 10 list 0g.
- The highest-carb listing is Modelo Ranch Water at 4.0g.
Ranch water in the live catalog averages about 97 calories and 0.9g of carbs per can, and 18 of 21 cans list 2g of carbs or less. Calories run 80 to 130. Whether it is keto for you depends on your own carb budget; see the table for each can.
Lowest-carb ranch water
| Drink | Type | Serving | Carbs | Calories | ABV |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ranch Rider Jalapeño Ranch Water | Canned Cocktail | 12oz | 0.0g | 119 | 6.0% |
| Dos Equis Ranch Water Lime Seltzer | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 0.0g | 90 | 4.5% |
| Texas Ranch Water Original | Canned Cocktail | 12oz | 0.0g | 95 | 4.5% |
| Waterloo Ranch Water | Canned Cocktail | 12oz | 0.0g | 95 | 4.5% |
| Superbird Ranch Water | Canned Cocktail | 12oz | 0.0g | 100 | 5.0% |
| Sauza Agua Fuerte Ranch Water | Canned Cocktail | 12oz | 0.0g | 100 | 5.0% |
| Dos Equis Ranch Water Mango | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 0.0g | 90 | 4.5% |
| Dos Equis Ranch Water Blood Orange | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 0.0g | 90 | 4.5% |
| Dos Equis Ranch Water Spicy Grapefruit | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 0.0g | 90 | 4.5% |
| Nuevo Ranch Water | Canned Cocktail | 12oz | 0.0g | 130 | 4.5% |
Lowest-calorie ranch water
| Drink | Type | Serving | Carbs | Calories | ABV |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lone River Ranch Water Original | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 1.0g | 80 | 4.0% |
| Lone River Ranch Water Rio Red Grapefruit | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 1.0g | 80 | 4.0% |
| Lone River Ranch Water Spicy | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 3.0g | 80 | 4.0% |
| Lone River Ranch Water Prickly Pear | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 3.0g | 80 | 4.0% |
| Dos Equis Ranch Water Lime Seltzer | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 0.0g | 90 | 4.5% |
| Dos Equis Ranch Water Mango | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 0.0g | 90 | 4.5% |
| Dos Equis Ranch Water Blood Orange | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 0.0g | 90 | 4.5% |
| Dos Equis Ranch Water Spicy Grapefruit | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 0.0g | 90 | 4.5% |
Brands compared
Brands with ranch water listings in the catalog:
| Brand | Cans listed | Avg calories | Avg carbs |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dos Equis | 4 | 90 | 0.0g |
| Lone River | 4 | 80 | 2.0g |
| Topo Chico | 1 | 100 | 2.0g |
| Modelo | 1 | 100 | 4.0g |
| Ranch Rider | 2 | 119 | 0.8g |
| Karbach | 1 | 100 | 1.0g |
| Texas | 1 | 95 | 0.0g |
| Waterloo | 1 | 95 | 0.0g |
| Superbird | 1 | 100 | 0.0g |
Cans with a manufacturer source
The catalog marks which rows have a manufacturer source for their nutrition. 9 of the 21 ranch water cans do:
| Drink | Type | Serving | Carbs | Calories | ABV |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dos Equis Ranch Water Lime Seltzer | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 0.0g | 90 | 4.5% |
| Dos Equis Ranch Water Mango | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 0.0g | 90 | 4.5% |
| Dos Equis Ranch Water Blood Orange | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 0.0g | 90 | 4.5% |
| Dos Equis Ranch Water Spicy Grapefruit | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 0.0g | 90 | 4.5% |
| Ranch Rider Ranch Water | Canned Cocktail | 12oz | 1.5g | 119 | 6.0% |
| Topo Chico Ranch Water Hard Seltzer | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 2.0g | 100 | 4.7% |
| Lone River Ranch Water Spicy | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 3.0g | 80 | 4.0% |
| Lone River Ranch Water Prickly Pear | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 3.0g | 80 | 4.0% |
| Modelo Ranch Water | Hard Seltzer | 12oz | 4.0g | 100 | 4.5% |
How to read the numbers
Figures are for the serving shown, so compare the Serving and ABV columns, and see the standard drink guide. The tequila soda vs vodka soda guide and hard seltzer guide compare similar cans. The methodology page has the details.
This page is information, not medical advice. The CDC says that drinking less is better for health than drinking more.
Frequently asked questions
How many calories are in ranch water?
The 21 ranch water cans in the catalog list 80 to 130 calories each, averaging about 97. Check the Serving column for can size.
Is ranch water keto?
Many fit a strict budget: 18 of 21 cans list 2g of carbs or less, and 10 list 0g. The highest lists 4g (Modelo Ranch Water). Whether it fits your plan depends on your own carb limit.
How many carbs are in ranch water?
Ranch water cans in the catalog average 0.9g of carbs, from 0.0g to 4.0g.
Is ranch water made with tequila?
A homemade ranch water is tequila, lime juice and sparkling mineral water. Canned versions vary by brand and are listed here under Canned Cocktail or Hard Seltzer, so read the can for what is in it.
Why do ranch waters list different numbers?
Brand, ABV, can size and any added juice or flavor differ. In the catalog, ABV runs 4.0% to 6.0%.
Is this medical advice?
No. This page is information, not medical advice. The CDC says that drinking less is better for health than drinking more.
Sources
Drink-specific numbers come from the DrinkLeader catalog and change as products are re-verified.